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Two Shot in Argument Over How to Make Kool Aid

Two Shot in Argument Over How to Make Kool Aid

At least Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton over a legitimate disagreement. This story from WSJB Fox Detroit goes to show that, especially in the modern day, it doesn't take a lot for two idiots packing heat to do something...well, idiotic. As you'll see, even the anchor can't believe it:

Yes, that's right. Two men shot at each other in an argument over Kool Aid. And not even over something that would at least be understandable, like who got to buy the last batch of the popular drink.

No, they decided to shoot each other over who makes the drink better.

Somehow, we doubt there's a Kool Aid recipe on earth that calls for bullets.

What makes the story even worse is that, on top of being stupid enough to shoot at each other over Kool Aid, these two men apparently were such terrible shots that they ended up hitting two innocent bystanders and completely missing each other.

And they're still at large.

This is clearly a job for the Kool Aid man, as represented in this late 1970's commercial:

Oh yeah.

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