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The winner:
"So I did a tuck and roll, brushed off at the bottom of the cliff, and hitched back to the condo!"-- LCALLDAY
Runners-up:
"Oh Paul! You’re so strong…"
"Gov‘t didn’t build this baby, I did."-- CPYT
"Yes Ma’am, your current president hates you. Ma’am? Ma’am?"-- THE JEWISH AVENGER
"Mars isn’t the only red thing that needs exploring."-- PAXVOX
“Have you ever hunted Cougar?”-- FEMALL
"I don’t know about guns and religion, but I sure like clinging to your buns and definition, Mr. Ryan."-- CANE4U
"You can throw me off a cliff anytime!"-- VERCEOFREASON
“Frankly my dear, unlike Obama, I DO give a damn.”-- KICKINBACK
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