The Winner:
"Let me see, is there a mercy rule?"-- THECROW2123
Runners-up:
"I still can’t find Waldo…"-- IMPENITENT
"… I’ve lost my place again."-- LEADNOTFOLLOW
"I don’t see anywhere in this script where it says for Obama to get spanked."-- CANE4U
"Let’s see…Moderators To Go…hmmm…Debates ‘R Us…nooo…Ah, finally! Moderators Anonymous Helpline.”-- FEMALL
“Oh thank God – my retirement papers!”-- WOODYEE
"Marmaduke just isn’t funny anymore."-- SY KOSYS
“Let’s see here..Ah yes..Here it is…Rule #38b..Spamming your answers will result in automatic disqualification for Caption That Photo…”-- KICKINBACK