Alana Thompson -- a.k.a. "Honey Boo Boo" -- has gained national fame as the poster-child of dysfunctional parenting and beauty pageantry mixed with sad southern stereotypes and too much caffeine. But after Mitt Romney chose Snooki over Miss "Boo Boo" in a hypothetical match-up, Thompson told late night host Jimmy Kimmel that Barack Obama would have her support this election.
Ladies and gentlemen, Honey Boo Boo hath spoken: You better redneck-ognize.
Congratulations, Mr. President.
God help us...