Saturday Night Live's "Paula Broadwell" gave a sexually explicit reading of her biography of former CIA Director David Petraeus yesterday, oblivious to the scandalized looks from the C-SPAN audience as she described her extramarital encounters.
"Forward Operating Base, Delaram, Afghanistan, July 2010," she began. "'Lock the door, Paula,' said General Petraeus. And with my skirt still hiked up above my waist, I wordlessly obeyed."
She read on: "The deadbolt slid into place with a loud thunk, and I knew the junior officers outside could easily tell what was going on, but I was beyond caring..."
Watch the full skit below, via NBC: