The winner:
Looks like a Thanksgiving Dinner appetizer, complete with a “Turkey” and a fake “Dressing”.-- TEACHER5
Runners-up:
"Joe’s okay but I really like John’s tan lines."-- HONKYTONKMAN
"Yes, his Boehner is this big."-- CANADA 1958
Obama: And this one time on the golf course I hit it so far…
Boehner: Oh yea hehe I remember that one.-- ALL YOU DO IS TRUST GOD