The winner:

Looks like a Thanksgiving Dinner appetizer, complete with a “Turkey” and a fake “Dressing”.-- TEACHER5

Runners-up:

"Joe’s okay but I really like John’s tan lines."-- HONKYTONKMAN

"Yes, his Boehner is this big."-- CANADA 1958

Obama: And this one time on the golf course I hit it so far…

Boehner: Oh yea hehe I remember that one.-- ALL YOU DO IS TRUST GOD