Oy. It's a sad time when this...
...is a legit pop culture reference to the United States of America. Remember the good ol' days when people wanted to actually be like us?
::sigh::
It's also sad that we're now spreading this train wreck to other countries. In fact, "Honey Boo Boo" is now the No. 3 most-popular show in Poland. Way to go, Poland.
Fortunately for the world, Jimmy Kimmel has invented a handy software package that translates redneck into various foreign languages: