Oy.  It's a sad time when this...

...is a legit pop culture reference to the United States of America.  Remember the good ol' days when people wanted to actually be like us?

::sigh::

It's also sad that we're now spreading this train wreck to other countries.  In fact, "Honey Boo Boo" is now the No. 3 most-popular show in Poland.  Way to go, Poland.

Fortunately for the world, Jimmy Kimmel has invented a handy software package that translates redneck into various foreign languages: