Oy. It's a sad time when this...
...is a legit pop culture reference to the United States of America. Remember the good ol' days when people wanted to actually be like us?
It's also sad that we're now spreading this train wreck to other countries. In fact, "Honey Boo Boo" is now the No. 3 most-popular show in Poland. Way to go, Poland.
Fortunately for the world, Jimmy Kimmel has invented a handy software package that translates redneck into various foreign languages: