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GoRemy and Reason.tv team up to tackle the "blurred lines" of the race for New York City's next mayor in a new video. Exactly what's going through the heads of Weiner supporters these days? Check it out:
Full lyrics after the jump!
LYRICS:
You want a mayor with real-world experience?
You want someone who's not a total idiot?
Well you can have 'em, that kind of genius
Give me the Ansel Adams of pixeled penis
We want blurred junk
You know we want it (polls show we want it)
Somehow we want it
We want blurred junk
Give me a liar
Takes penis pictures and them blames it on Al Qaeda
Surveilling Muslims? Well I'm not too concerned
Frisking minorities? Sounds like it was deserved
I want a leader who texts his wiener
in charge of hiring our kindergarten teachers
I want blurred junk
You know we want it (polls show we want it)
Somehow we want it
We want blurred junk
to hire teachers
this lady said it's cool, I guess that I believe her
Not since Chilean miners were rescued fast
have people been so happy seeing the top of a shaft.
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