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Video: An ode to those still planning to vote for Anthony Weiner

Video: An ode to those still planning to vote for Anthony Weiner

GoRemy and Reason.tv team up to tackle the "blurred lines" of the race for New York City's next mayor in a new video.  Exactly what's going through the heads of Weiner supporters these days?  Check it out:

Full lyrics after the jump!

LYRICS:

You want a mayor with real-world experience?

You want someone who's not a total idiot?

Well you can have 'em, that kind of genius

Give me the Ansel Adams of pixeled penis

We want blurred junk

You know we want it (polls show we want it)

Somehow we want it

We want blurred junk

Give me a liar

Takes penis pictures and them blames it on Al Qaeda

Surveilling Muslims? Well I'm not too concerned

Frisking minorities? Sounds like it was deserved

I want a leader who texts his wiener

in charge of hiring our kindergarten teachers

I want blurred junk

You know we want it (polls show we want it)

Somehow we want it

We want blurred junk

to hire teachers

this lady said it's cool, I guess that I believe her

Not since Chilean miners were rescued fast

have people been so happy seeing the top of a shaft.

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