Caption this: Santa in Syria

From the AP:

A photo taken by citizen journalist Lens Young Homsi of what is claimed to be a Free Syrian Army fighter in a Santa Claus suit holding an AK-47 assault rifle (right), as gives a civilian directions, in the old city of Homs, Syria.

(Image: AP)

The AP's caption is pretty boring.  I'm pretty sure you guys can come up with a much more intriguing caption for this pic, so have at it!  Leave us a comment with your best caption!