If Oregon's acid-trippy Obamacare ads weren't weird enough, what do you think about these out of Washington state?

"Don't leave it to chance."  Get health care because... rabid raccoons:

And then there's this one.  "Don't leave it to chance" is a fine slogan, but I think this ad is just begging for a new caption:

Leave us a comment with your best caption and we'll announce a winner later this week!