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Video: 'If you like your plan you can keep it' (a rap)

Remy fields some heated questions from the White House press corps:

Selling hope's like selling soap, son, I'll tell you why

You can't make either one without a little bit of lye

Check out more dope rap lyrics after the jump!

Previously: The Health Care Mash

Lyrics (via Reason):

How dare you, sir?

Yeah, you, yeah I said it

No respect for a bait and switch?

Give us credit

Straight spitting fibs

from the ghetto to Tokyo

You'd think we're Geppetto

the way we're getting Pinnochios

We've heard the details

we've heard complaints aplenty

we've read your emails

(not that you've sent us any...)

We know Obamacare is

falling apart by any tally

It's crumbling so bad

you'd think it's made by Nature Valley

But we got a new ad campaign

across the world

we got one for dudes

we got one for girls

So if you press corps bores

want to chance inquire

I hope you brought smores

because these pants on fire

Sir, millions of people are trying to accept

the loss of their plans you told them could be kept

and one thing that's baffling folks around the planet

is how have these plans been canceled but Two Broke Girls hasn't?

I've tried and I've tried, but the effort is in vain

Never has a website inflicted such pain

for our wasted time is a bailout in sight?

For users of healthcare.gov? No, people who drafted Ray Rice

You said people could keep their plan but look where that led

We didn't say "plan." We said "fathead."

No, you said it'd be like Kayak or Amazon, like a laser, pronto!

No, kayaking on the Amazon with the mayor of Toronto

But you--can't comment, G. But you s--can't comment, cuz

Why can't you comment? I don't have Google Plus

But this is your law and now people need help

I mean you wrote the thing--did you just knockout game yourself?

Selling hope's like selling soap, son, I'll tell you why

You can't make either one without a little bit of lye

One last thing…
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