Headline of the Day: A new level of fluff from the AP

This is an actual news story, published today by the Associated Press:

In the unlikely event you care, the AP would like you to know:

1.) Barack Obama sings in the shower.

2.) Barack Obama can cook.

3.) Barack Obama once broke his nose playing basketball.

4.) Barack Obama has vacationed in Italy and Pakistan.

5.) Barack Obama's daughter is allergic to peanuts.

Now you know.