USA Today wants Chris Christie to eat less in 2014

USA Today has probably one of the most creative year-end editorials ever, compiling a list of New Year's resolutions it would like to see from various figures and groups of people.

Some of the better ones:

...watch what I eat.

— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie

... just stay out of trouble.

— George Zimmerman

... refrain from speculating about the race of the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.

— Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly

... be more careful about promises that involve the words "like" and "keep."

— President Obama