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50 Really dumb 'ways to celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday
In this Friday, Nov. 8, 2013 file photo, first lady Michelle Obama speaks in the East Room of the White House in Washington, at a workshop for high school students from Washington, New York and Boston about careers in film. The first lady led an outpouring of support for Robin Roberts on Monday, Dec. 30, 2013, following the ABC News anchor’s first public acknowledgement of her 10-year, same-sex relationship with massage therapist Amber Laign. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh, File)\n

50 Really dumb 'ways to celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday

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At TheBlaze Blog, we're not above doing weird things with the day's news. Sometimes questionable things.

But putting together a really dumb list of things to do to celebrate first lady Michelle Obama's 50th birthday is where we draw the line.

ABC News does not draw the same line.

Here's some of the better suggestions from ABC's "50 ways to celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday," which is today:

2. Eat your vegetables

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

10. Get bangs

15. Laugh out loud

24. Buy your own bee hive

33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on

45. Say “never say never” to botox

Party on.

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Eddie Scarry

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