At TheBlaze Blog, we're not above doing weird things with the day's news. Sometimes questionable things.
But putting together a really dumb list of things to do to celebrate first lady Michelle Obama's 50th birthday is where we draw the line.
ABC News does not draw the same line.
Here's some of the better suggestions from ABC's "50 ways to celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday," which is today:
2. Eat your vegetables
8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
10. Get bangs
15. Laugh out loud
24. Buy your own bee hive
33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on
45. Say “never say never” to botox