Caption that photo!: the winner

Credit: Kristen Somody Whalen

"Nerves? Nah. I’m imagining the audience in their underwear."-- pippinfett

Runners-up...

"Red dress, blue dress. What difference does it make?"-- patriotmom

Sort of brings Dr. Seuss to mind: One dress. Two dress. Red dress. Stained blue dress.-- Dano.50

"What you see is what you get, and that’s no come-on."-- DZ-015

"Red works for me, too."-- 1FamilyMan

Give that man a cigar.-- greenmountainboy76

"...and you know the saying: Behind every great woman, there's a greater man."-- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas