"Nerves? Nah. I’m imagining the audience in their underwear."-- pippinfett
Runners-up...
"Red dress, blue dress. What difference does it make?"-- patriotmom
Sort of brings Dr. Seuss to mind: One dress. Two dress. Red dress. Stained blue dress.-- Dano.50
"What you see is what you get, and that’s no come-on."-- DZ-015
"Red works for me, too."-- 1FamilyMan
Give that man a cigar.-- greenmountainboy76
"...and you know the saying: Behind every great woman, there's a greater man."-- GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas