The Onion' does Al Sharpton

A bit from The Onion, a satirical news website:

“Given his professional obligations and personal devotion to spreading the Gospel, we were simply thrilled that the reverend (Al Sharpton) was able to find time for us and come on our show,” television producer Sophie Josten said of the 59-year-old Baptist clergyman, who when not conducting a worship service, ministering to the sick, or teaching a seminar at a local divinity school reportedly prefers to spend his time sequestered in silent prayer.