Why did the chicken cross the road?
They're not sure, but if you see a chicken (or any other animal) near a roadway, the Portland Police Department wants you to give them a call.
Following a Monday incident in which a chicken repeatedly darted into traffic, law enforcement in America's "most hipster city" released a public service announcement urging drivers to report wayward poultry.
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