This golden retriever is the absolute worst at catching human food. His owner had no choice but to record slow-motion footage.

Meet Fritz.

Fritz the dog. (Image via YouTube)

Fritz cannot catch human food.

He wants to.

He just can't.

This is Fritz trying to catch a donut.

Images via YouTube

Fritz's owner recorded a video montage showing all the different types of food Fritz cannot catch and uploaded it to YouTube Sunday. As of Tuesday morning, Fritz's failure had been viewed nearly half a million times.

Is there any food Fritz can catch? Watch below to find out:

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