Today on "The Chris Salcedo Show," Chris Salcedo explored the new trend of "sologamy" for people are giving up on finding a life partner and marrying themselves.
This is an option for women who are "sticking it to the patriarchy" and choosing to put their careers ahead of their personal lives. They throw themselves their own wedding ceremony and invite their friends and family to witness it.
The "marriage" is not legally binding in any state of the Union.
Chris assumed that if a sologamist met and fell in love with someone else, they would have to figure out who gets the dog in the split.