Oregon and California threaten to secede from the United States

In an ironic turnaround, residents of Liberal strongholds Oregon and California have begun exploring options for seceding from the union. While Liberals widely mocked Southern Republicans who threatened to take the same action following Barack Obama's election, their scornful tone has softened since Donald Trump's stunning victory. Glenn is quick to point out that this makes West Coast Liberals more like Glenn and his fellow Constitutionalists than they realize.

"They want to make their decisions, not be dictated to by the federal government," Glenn proclaims. "We would just like to say: We want that too!"