America is a nation of problem solvers. So why are we still confused about which bathroom to use based on the gender most closely associated with our biology or our feelings while ISIS plots new and interesting ways to kill us?
Stu Burguiere proposed the 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution on "Wonderful World of Stu." One person, one bathroom, he demanded. Why not abandon the controversial stall paradigm and simply wall up individual toilets? Everybody wins, and we finally have the privacy we all so richly deserve.
"Is being in a stall next to Jeffy a win in your book?" Stu passionately asked.