Distraught though steadfast fans of the “Pat & Stu” show may be, today marked the final day of the show’s second hour. Starting next week, show hosts Pat Gray, Stu Burguiere, and Jeffy Fisher will have no choice but to pare down the entertainment to just one fun-filled hour.
“There is weeping. There is wailing. There is gnashing of teeth,” lamented Pat. “I’m sorry. There’s just not enough hours in the day. Something had to give.”
“I think everyone here is a huge fan of the second hour, very sad to see it go,” said Stu.
In fond memory of the now deceased second hour, staff members held a memorial service, reminiscing and waxing poetic about their favorite second-hour moments over a generous helping of traditional “funeral potatoes.”