If you’re going to get arrested for robbery, at least you should be competent enough to complete the crime.

Unfortunately, some robbers just don’t have what it takes. Two men in Nassau County were apprehended by cops in August after dropping the cash drawer they were trying to steal.

Doc had your “Friday leftovers” in these hilarious botched crime stories the guys didn’t get to earlier. "See, you want to actually hang on to the stuff you steal," he jokingly advised.

Listen here for the full story along with an odd tale of a man who went above and beyond to avoid his wife:

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