“Unfortunately, one of the reasons we got into this mess is because a lot of Republicans were complicit in this spending spree.”

“This is the most studied pipeline in the history of mankind.”

Digging deeper.

Thank you, QE-ternity.

“Be prepared to have your emails read, your phones tapped without your knowledge and your life and career turned upside down.”

“Is it that you can’t say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ or you’re just choosing not to say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?”

Plus, what’s it going to take to clean house?

The proposed upgrades could take eight to ten years to complete.

“I think he actually dated Michelle at one point…”

If prominent satirists are now afraid to make fun of powerful politicians, our American Republic is in trouble, and it’s no laughing matter. 

Issa: She will be called back

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“The idea of two rogue employees…is inconsistent with the kinds of checks and balances that are inherent in the way the organization is set up.”

“It doesn’t matter whether Rosen worked for Fox News or the Daily Worker. This is way out of bounds.”

“I’m running for mayor because I’ve been fighting for the middle class and those struggling to make it my entire life. And I hope I get a second chance.”

Ka-boom.

“This is Manhattan, everybody seems to have something else to do.”