The Hill has assembled a list of politicians matched for tonight's bi-partisan Date Night at the State of the Union address.
Former POTUS hopefuls McCain, Kerry and Lieberman will be spending the evening together, and Maryland's Mikulski and Alaska's Murkowski can commiserate about how everyone spells their names wrong.
Joe "You Lie!" Wilson has two dates - CA's Susan Davis and Guam delegate Madeleine Bordallo. They have been instructed to pin his arms to the seat the moment he seems like he might try to stand up.