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Chuck Woolery Takes Questions From 'Barack,' 'Hillary' & 'Nancy' on the Impending 'Zombie Apocalypse

Chuck Woolery Takes Questions From 'Barack,' 'Hillary' & 'Nancy' on the Impending 'Zombie Apocalypse

"I hear that it's easy to confuse a zombie with a government employee."

We've brought you legendary television personality and game-show host Chuck Woolery's comical PSAs before. Rather than continuing to bring us joy through his former shows "Love Connection" and "Wheel of Fortune," the well-known personality is taking a more political tone, as he has tackled American foreign oil dependency, Obama's alleged class warfare rhetoric, the Occupy movement and government spending, among other subjects. Now, he's back with a new clip about the impending zombie apocalypse.

"My fellow Americans, you may have heard of all the recent concern about a zombie apocalypse," he opens. "I'm happy to report that our federal government is leading the charge on protecting us from zombies."

He then goes on the mention the Centers for Disease Control and the survival manual that the government offered last year to help Americans survive potential calamity at the hands of ravenous zombies (we published a report last may about the government's light-hearted zombie blog post entitled, "Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse").

"I don't know about you, but it makes me feel all warm inside knowing that my tax dollars are hard at work preparing our nation for the eventual takeover by infected, brain-eating undead," he continued.

He then goes on to say that the government's guidelines are missing some essential information. So, he takes questions from three unsuspecting individuals who are clearly concerned about what's to come. Their names? Obama, Hillary, and Nancy (I think you know where this is going). All three are immensely concerned about how they can protect themselves from the zombies.

"I hear that it's easy to confuse a zombie with a government employee. How do I tell the difference?," Hillary asks.

"Very good question, Hillary. Although it's quite easy to confuse a government worker for a zombie, there are telltale signs to look for," Woolery says. "As a rule, zombies tend to walk faster, while government workers are identifiable by their short-sleeve dress shirts, clip-on ties and a lanyard with an I.D. saying IRS instead of IR-Dead."

Nancy's question, of course, focuses upon "a terrible Botox incident" she has had (Woolery says she looks like she was "trapped in a windtunnel"). The famed host recommends she wear a mask to protect herself against the zombies.

Watch the hilarious video, below:

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