Trick-or-treating may be over, but the contest for the best candy is far from over. Courtesy of Buzzfeed, here's a handy guide to trading your candy and maximizing your post-Halloween sugar high:
"Avoid anyone who suggests dumping all the candy into a pile and rationing it out based on hunger. They are Marxists."
Exit question:Where was this kind of priceless information when I was a kid??
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