The other 'Sexiest Man Alive

People magazine named actor Channing Tatum this year's "Sexiest man Alive." Meanwhile, The Onionnamed its own...

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile."