In honor of President Barack Obama's second inauguration (and to raise the much-needed funds to pay for it), the Presidential Inauguration Committee 2013 has launched an online store to satisfy your every inaugural need...
Including Obama tube socks -- $15 per pair:
An Obama can cozy to keep your Obama-approved unsweetened caffeine- & calorie-free beverage cold -- $10:
Or really spoil yourself with a $7,500 commemorative medallion set cast in bronze, silver, and gold. It comes with "a certificate of authenticity and decorative display box"!
Too rich for my blood.
For us poor taxpaying plebs, there's this $10 shot glass -- sure to come in handy for coping with Obama's second term.