If I were a 'one-percenter,' I would...

I'm not one to hold any class envy or resent the fact that some people have more money than me. That said, not having the means to do something like this makes me slightly jealous of those who do.  Mainly, because this looks AWESOME.

From Audi:

Two brand new 2013 RS 4 Avants with bonnet mounted paintball guns take over a military aircraft hangar and go head to head in the ultimate paintball duel.

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If, by chance, you do have the means to do something like this and don't, well... I just don't think we can be friends.