Ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed Secretary of Health and Human Services:
@Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare http://t.co/phdwIWvHL2
— Kathleen Sebelius (@Sebelius) July 12, 2013
Author's note: I would be remiss if I didn't also draw attention to this oddball tweet from Fox News' Greta Van Susteren.