Listen my children and you shall hear... Rush Limbaugh's literary reboot of Paul Revere

It's a time-traveling adventure novel for kids, dubbed "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims."

The conservative radio host announced his latest literary venture on his program Thursday.

WATCH (via Daily Rushbo):

Rush: We have brought to life Rush Revere, our character at Two If By Tea. And we have today the ability to announce to you a book that is aimed for everybody, but it's for kids, to learn the truth about the very early and beginning days of this country, but it is a book for everybody to buy. Everybody has kids in school, and they're worried sick about what they're learning. And some of you don't know what to do, how to counter what your kids are being taught, and so RushRevere to the rescue here.

Rush Revere hits bookstores on October 29.