Have you seen the newest set design on Fox News? It either incorporates ridiculously large monitors or incredibly tiny workers...
They call it the "news deck," but I personally think they should call it the ShepSmith Enterprise. And I'm not the only one who sees the possibilities...
To the internet!
Jim Treacher has already started a screenplay:
ENSIGNREPORTER: Captain Smith, we’re receiving a hailing signal from the White House!
[Suddenly filling up the main viewscreen: the glowering face of President Barack Obama]
OBAMA: Captain Smith. Just as I suspected. Prepare to be boarded or I will blow your newsroom out of the sky.
SMITH: [taps flag pin on lapel, which chirps in response] Scotty, get us out of here right now.
SCOTTY: [tinny voice on communicator] I’m sorry, Captain, she’s givin’ it all she’s got. The search engines just canna take much more!
OBAMA: [slowly smiling] At last…
Also, Oompa Loompas.
Conclusion: Bigger news does not necessarily mean better news.