Credit: White House/Pete Souza
"I was just kidding when I said, 'If you like your karma, you can keep it.'"-- Enuff Zenuff
Runners-up...
"Tell your wife to let the children eat in peace."-- Impenitent
"This is the sound of one hand clapping."-- NedNelson
Obama-Lama-Dingdong.-- DZ-105
"That’s not what I meant when I said, 'Make me one with everything.'"-- joleary
"Yes, Mr. President, Obama does rhyme with Lama."-- Seth Patriot