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"I was just kidding when I said, 'If you like your karma, you can keep it.'"-- Enuff Zenuff

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"Tell your wife to let the children eat in peace."-- Impenitent

"This is the sound of one hand clapping."-- NedNelson

Obama-Lama-Dingdong.-- DZ-105

"That’s not what I meant when I said, 'Make me one with everything.'"-- joleary

"Yes, Mr. President, Obama does rhyme with Lama."-- Seth Patriot