His alleged crime, purchasing synthetic marijuana or "Spice," isn't exactly noteworthy.
But his mugshot is priceless.
The Smoking Gun reported Friday on the story of 46-year-old Victor Thompson, a man whose love of the New England Patriots runs a little more than skin-deep — deep enough for permanent head tattoos.
The New Hampshire native faces felony drug charges in St. Petersburg, Florida, and his mugshots reveal the extent of his love for his football team.
His entire head is a tattooed replica of legendary Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady's football helmet, complete with little details such as the green dot that signifies the helmet is equipped with a radio receiver.
Read the whole police report over at the Smoking Gun.
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