No love for frigid Detroit.
In a video going viral Tuesday, the football players at Central Michigan University sit through an agonizing, "brilliant" two-minute video as the coaching staff makes them wait to learn where they'll be playing in a bowl game.
The options disappear from the screen one by one, until only two destinations are left: nearby Detroit, and the Bahamas.
Watch how the players reacted when they learned they would be visiting the Caribbean to play Western Kentucky University in the Bahamas Bowl:
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