Live the wild Alex Jones lifestyle by purchasing his new series of self-improvement home video tapes! The new sponsor of Stu Burguiere's "Wonderful World of Stu" is sure to increase your testosterone and success rate with the ladies.
Or whomever. Alex doesn't judge. Just stop turning the frogs gay.
P.S. This promo is probably not safe for work, unless you're in your mother's basement. Then just don't watch when she's down there getting rid of the Tangy Tangerine residue.