A woman who stole a Valentine’s Day card and had drug paraphernalia on her person came up with a creative way to cover up the evidence: intentionally defecating to conceal the card, crack cocaine and crack pipe.

Shannen Shunta Martin, 32, was arrested last weekend in Corsicana, Texas after allegedly stealing a few items from a grocery store. She has been charged with two felonies, including tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

You know it’s time for this week’s “Friday Leftovers”! Doc and Jeffy talked about hilarious crime stories on today’s show. In another story, a Florida man was flagged after police noticed him “making sneaky movements” … and the used syringe he dropped didn’t help. Listen to the full segment here for more:

To see more from Doc, visit his channel on TheBlaze and listen live to “The Morning Blaze with Doc Thompson” weekdays 6 a.m. – 9 a.m. ET, only on TheBlaze Radio Network.