“The opportunity to run down Boylston Street and to cross the finish line amid thousands of spectators is a significant part of the entire Boston Marathon experience.”

“It’s indescribable”

All we are saying is give pee a chance.

“It’s actually real. Freak thing…”

“I love doing things nobody has ever done…”

Fun times.

“It was only too bad that there was too much traffic to get into fifth gear.”

Terrible.

“I was quite tired.”

“We always told her there is nothing you can’t do…”

“When a kid in a hospital is fighting for his life and I’m trying to win a football game, what really matters?”

“The entire Artemis team is devastated by what happened.”

Real or acting?

The stunned crowd went silent.

“We just got hit from behind, and along for the ride we went.”

The heck?

Visibly embarrassed.

“In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness.”

“I know how sensitive Chechen people are.”

“So I would not characterize that person as a Christian because I don’t think the Bible would characterize him as a Christian.”

“If I had my way, someone else would have already done this.”

“Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped.”