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Flipus-Flopus Virus Contaminates White House

Hot-air borne virus, characterized by lies and Bush-bashing, infects President Barack Obama.

This just in! An incurable virus has resurfaced in the White House. No, it’s not ebola.

Secretary of State John Kerry, infected by this incurable, hot-air borne illness, Flipus-Flopus, revealed that he has been harboring the disease since 1971 when he was “for the Vietnam war before he was against it.”

Uh oh! It's pretty scary that Kerry, influenced by Flipus-Flopus, speaks for America even though his symptoms are obvious.

First, he’s for Israel, then shifts to support Hamas, then back to Israel with “conditional” support. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, making himself and America’s foreign policy the laughing stock of the world. As if that isn’t bad enough, a White House leak indicates that Kerry has infected POTUS as well.

US President Barack Obama makes a statement on the situation in Iraq at Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, on August 11, 2014. AFP PHOTO/Nicholas KAMM NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images US President Barack Obama makes a statement on the situation in Iraq at Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, on August 11, 2014. AFP PHOTO/Nicholas KAMM

Current symptoms of the severity of President Barack Obama’s Flipus-Flopus affliction are evident when he denies having made the decision to withdraw ALL American troops from Iraq in 2011. That had not been his call. No-siree!

With a perfectly straight face, he repeats, over and over and over, that the government of Iraq, led by President Nouri al-Maliki, made the decision to send Americas home. Iraq did not want any residual American boots on the ground in their country. But, were happy, happy, happy to get their mitts on 505 military bases (costing billions of American dollars to construct and maintain), and 3.47 million pieces of “used” military equipment devalued at $313 million.

And, can you believe it? The president continues to blame President George Bush for the impending collapse of Iraq because he neglected to leave a residual force behind. Excuse me? Am I missing something here? Who sat behind the desk in the Oval Office and declared it was time to abandon Iraq in 2011?

FLASHBACK TO 2011. President (and then re-election campaigner) Obama declared that he personally made good and sure that a residual force of American troops were not left in Iraq. Made good and sure that America didn’t leave even one brave soldier behind (including Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl... but that’s a story for another time).

“Yes-siree” he had fulfilled his promise to surrender the war in Iraq and bring our soldiers home. Mission accomplished.

Photo Credit: AP File President Obama's declaration of victory in Iraq was more of a gaffe than President George Bush's in 2003. Photo Credit: AP File

Those of us with brains and memories scratch our heads in bewilderment. Does the president not know there are multiple 2011 videos in which he takes full credit for ending the war and bringing ALL the troops home? How stupid does he think we are? Perhaps he’s confusing us with his hem-kissing followers who believe surrender is victory just because he says so.

Today, the president's media lap-dogs and hem-kissers rejoice and repeat the fable about how the unfolding tragedy in Iraq is not the president's fault. They actually believe he tried his very, very, very best to reach a stay-behind agreement. He really truly did! Then, they reach for more Kool-Aid.

The rest of us grab cans of light beer and wonder how the heck any one can be so stupid as to believe anything that comes out President Pinocchio's mouth.

Whoopsie, the challenge might not be stupidity, but could be the sloth and greed of the entitlement slaves who worship the bestower of free stuff like ObamaPhones, welfare without responsibility, unverified disability, and food stamps for beer, cigarettes, and car tires.

Many of us shudder at the prospect of President-Don’t-Blame-Me sending America’s brave warriors back into Iraq, despite his pledge for “no American boots on the ground.” We also have those words on video.

An Iraqi Yazidi, who fled her home a week ago when Islamic State (IS) militants attacked the town of Sinjar, sits next to a baby inside a building under construction where Yazidis found refuge on August 10, 2014 in the Kurdish city of Dohuk in Iraq's autonomous Kurdistan region. 'The Kurdish peshmerga forces have succeeded in making 30,000 Yazidis who fled Mount Sinjar, most of them women and children, cross into Syria and return to Kurdistan,' said Shawkat Barbahari, a Kurdhish official who is in charge of the Fishkhabur crossing with Syria. AFP PHOTO/AHMAD AL-RUBAYE AHMAD AL-RUBAYE/AFP/Getty Images An Iraqi Yazidi, who fled her home a week ago when Islamic State (IS) militants attacked the town of Sinjar, sits next to a baby inside a building under construction where Yazidis found refuge on August 10, 2014 in the Kurdish city of Dohuk in Iraq's autonomous Kurdistan region. 'The Kurdish peshmerga forces have succeeded in making 30,000 Yazidis who fled Mount Sinjar, most of them women and children, cross into Syria and return to Kurdistan,' said Shawkat Barbahari, a Kurdhish official who is in charge of the Fishkhabur crossing with Syria. AFP PHOTO/AHMAD AL-RUBAYE AHMAD AL-RUBAYE/AFP/Getty Images

When America’s warriors head back to the Middle East, no doubt humanitarian needs will be cited as the reason for more involvement. Hmmm. Would that be akin to the Hillary-promoted program of the humanitarian bombardment which set the stage for an Al Qaeda take-over of Libya? Or the humanitarian crisis (created and supported by the president) at our borders which will fundamentally transform America’s demographics to ensure permanent Democrat control of a broken country?

Keep in mind that America is being sucked into battle against the degenerate barbarians of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria who rose to power in response to the leadership vacuum created by America’s surrender of Iraq, directed by the Flip-Flopper-in-Chief.

GOOD NEWS: We have to contend with incompetent (or purposeful) mismanagement of America for only two-and-a-half more years.

BAD NEWS: We have to contend with incompetent (or purposeful) mismanagement of America for two-and-a-half more years.

Will America survive 888 more days of Flipus-Flopus, illegal executive orders, and failed leadership? YES!

It’s possible when conservatives/Republicans take back the Senate in November and retire current Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.), to a home for the politically insane. Survival seems more likely when we increase our majority in the House of Representatives, send Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) back to the Planet Orange, and elect a speaker who truly has America’s best interests at heart.

On Nov. 4, 2014, vote as if your country’s future is at stake. Which it is.

God bless America.

P.S. Additional columns and an almost DAILY RANT are available on Molli’s website, along with a FREE download of her quick-read book, “Uncle SCAM Wants Your Money and Your Country.” Use her snarky humor to help you initiate conversations with the less-aware people in your universe. Entertain first, then enlighten them with the truth about our need to wake up, wise up, stand up, speak out, and push back to fundamentally un-transform Obama’s America back into our America. Of, by, and for ALL the people.

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