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Cannibal squirrel takes the nation by storm
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Cannibal squirrel takes the nation by storm

What's in that egg roll?

Our infantile nation has its newest 15-minute distraction: A squirrel eating an egg roll in New York. Apparently, people are going gaga over it.

Considering the condition and shadiness of some of the restaurants in NYC — many of which I've frequented — it seems fair to ask: Do you suppose he knows who he's eating?

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