
Image source: Facebook screenshot

What's in that egg roll?
Our infantile nation has its newest 15-minute distraction: A squirrel eating an egg roll in New York. Apparently, people are going gaga over it.
Doesn't look like this squirrels first egg roll #whatisnewyork pic.twitter.com/Heo30oe8w3
— WhatIsNewYork (@whatisny) January 2, 2019
Considering the condition and shadiness of some of the restaurants in NYC — many of which I've frequented — it seems fair to ask: Do you suppose he knows who he's eating?