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I'm sitting here in the airport waiting for my vacation flight (I might post a pic later to make everyone jealous) and I heard one of the best quotes possibly ever in the entire history of Thanksgiving travels.
Elderly Lady 1: I got three grandchildren.
Elderly Lady 2: Oh?
Elderly Lady 1: Yeah, none of them have committed a major crime, and two have their master's degree.
Elderly Lady 2: That's nice.
I hope my grandmother brags about me in terms of my lack of major crimes committed.
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