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When Harry Met Middley

I hope you're as excited as I am about the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I can't get enough! I love monarchies. Who doesn't love monarchies? Sure, everyone important who founded this country, but who else?

Just in case you're looking for a coffee cup to commemorate this most special occasion for people who love monarchies, the folks over at Guandong Enterprises have one!

Unfortunately the folks at Guandong Enterprises used the photo of Prince Harry instead of Prince William, the one who is actually getting married. But you have to forgive them because China hasn't had a monarchy since the early 1900s. So, pretend that the photo of Prince Harry (the half-moronic one who dresses like a Nazi for fun) is actually Prince William, and order this commemorative mug post-haste. Assuming you like monarchies and care about this crap. Even if they couldn't get the photo right, at least the other side is 100 percent on the mark: The Fairytale Romantic Union of All the Centuries. There's nothing better! Your marriage? Pshaw!

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