The other nude Johnston: Bristol "screwed" my family

We wondered last month if the September issue of Playboy -- which features the fleshy body of Levi Johnson's sister Mercede -- would contain a smutty piece on the Palin family. Copies of the nudie mag hit stands on Friday and all early signs point to yes!

The article that runs next to the four-page naked pic spread of Mercede is nearly a tit for tat bash fest of the Palins. In the story, Mercede says Levi was forced by Bristol Palin to attend the 2008 Republican Convention, according to People magazine. "He didn't have a choice. … She doesn't care, as long as she's going to the top. But it's screwed my whole family up," she told Playboy.

Here's another good one: Sarah Palin did cocaine while in Wasilla, Ala., according to one of the many anonymous sources who contributed to the piece. Mercede makes similar (and maybe even worse) accusations about Sarah's son Track.

h/t Mediaite