That's the only logical excuse for press secretary Jay Carney's new glasses:
And since reports suggest the Obama campaign is quickly losing the support of these non-conformist urban bohemians with liberal arts degrees, they need all the help they can get.
What's next? Jay Carney sporting super-tight jeans and old Converse sneakers?
Carney's new-found hipster fashion sense is oddly reminiscent of another liberal hipster: MSNBC's Rachel Maddow. The resemblance is uncanny: