If your local school district hasn't already resumed class, chances are they will next week. No more lazy summer days for America's schoolchildren -- it's time to recharge their young minds and impart on them all sorts of new knowledge, or something.
But let's be honest -- kids aren't the only ones who eagerly anticipate the start of a new school year. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
So parents rejoice, and kids... oversleep at your own risk: