It's time for school!

If your local school district hasn't already resumed class, chances are they will next week.  No more lazy summer days for America's schoolchildren -- it's time to recharge their young minds and impart on them all sorts of new knowledge, or something.

But let's be honest -- kids aren't the only ones who eagerly anticipate the start of a new school year.  Nudge nudge, wink wink.

So parents rejoice, and kids... oversleep at your own risk:

And parents, if you're worried about the mess a battery-powered super soaker might make in the morning, Dvice recommends using Nerf guns for a similar wake-up effect.