TX Teacher Unleashes Wild Classroom Rant: I'm Married to God & Having Christ's Baby

A teacher at Veterans Memorial Academy in San Benito, Texas, is making headlines after unleashing a bizarre classroom rant. During her diatribe, the educator reportedly claimed to be wedded to God, told students and that she is pregnant with Christ's baby and warned that the apocalypse is forthcoming.

But that's not all. She also preached to the shocked pupils, telling them that Jesus had created another planet and that when the earth is destroyed on December 21, 2012, everyone will be transported to a new Utopia of sorts. In this new world, Christmas and Santa exist, but there is no money.

Oh, and she topped these comments off off by making the startling proclamation that she is Marry Magdalene -- reincarnated. Jesus, she claimed, speaks to her daily, although she has yet to meet him (but she said she will deliver his baby once she gets to heaven).

"Have you heard there’s a picture where they think Maria Magdalena is the wife of Jesus? Have you heard she was pregnant when he passed away?," she asked the students. "It is true. Jesus, when he came to Earth, he fell in love with her when he was 12. Jesus Christ never knew he was going to fall in love.”

Confused? You're not alone. In footage from the incident, one of the students can be heard openly proclaiming, "I never had a possessed teacher before." The Houston Press has more about the odd spectacle that that unfolded earlier this month:

A ninth-grade teacher at San Benito's Veterans Memorial High School has been replaced for the remainder of the year after her lesson plan went badly awry last Tuesday and her 12-minute rant was filmed by a student and uploaded to YouTube.

Before the teacher was done, she told a roomful of alternately jeering and frightened public school students that Jesus Christ impregnated Mary Magdalene just before his crucifixion. Then she switched to Spanish and over the objections of her students, elaborated at great length on her beliefs.

She told the class that Jesus fell in love with Mary Magdalene when he was 12. They met while he was piloting a boat across the sea. Mary was on the shore, weeping after a bad breakup, the teacher continued, and Jesus saw her and invited her aboard. Mary soon fell in love with Jesus' eyes, and he kissed her. After that, she says, they were seen together at parks and parties, according to a bilingual commenter's line-by-line translation at valleycentral.com.

Her bizarre rant concluded after she told students that she'd be willing to perform a miracle for them. If they looked deeply into her eyes, she promised they would see that one was her own and that the other belonged to...Jesus. His eye was implanted in her head, she maintained, so that he could see everything she sees.

“I am married to God, and I don’t know what’s going to happen to my husband that’s here (on earth),” she apparently said, as per the San Benito Press. “One of my eyes is mine and the other one belongs to God, so God is watching what you all are doing.”

Students inevitably slipped out to get help and the teacher was subsequently taken from the classroom. Now, video (see below) of her long-winded diatribe is making rounds:

The San Benito Consolidated Independent School District declined to state the teacher's name, but Superintendent Antonio Limon indicated that she may have been having an adverse reaction to her medication. The incident is currently under review.

Some sources claim that this is the teacher's second outburst. Last December, a story about a Spanish teacher working at the same school emerged, as parents claimed that the woman began yelling odd statements at her class. She purportedly told them that she would be "putting them out of their misery."

This story has been updated.

(H/T: Huffington Post)