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The winner (joint effort):
"Do Michelle and Jill know?"-- LCALLDAY
"Who do you think introduced us?”-- SCOTTG-CO
Runners-up:
Barack: “Ready for some more evolving tonight Joe?”
Joe: “Only if I get to lead from behind this time.”-- KEWC
"You’re not going anywhere Joe. If I have to listen to her so do you."-- FORMYKIDSVA
“Come on. I’ll show you how to make a REAL Long Island Iced Tea.”-- FEMALL
"Let go! I have to go to the bathroom!"-- LCALLDAY
"I’ll be up in a few, get the 'drone' ready."-- TROUTSLAYERMT
"I can’t quit you!"-- WELLHANGINGCHAD
George Washington conviently looking the other way…-- BUCHANAN16
"Here we go round the mulberry.
So early in the morning."-- J.C. MCGLYNN
Jay Carney: "They are not holding hands, it’s very plain to anybody that in fact they are not even touching."-- SOOTHSAYER
Biden: "I go pee-pee standing up"-- THEGOOCH
Lincoln bust: "I said EMANCIPATION not EMASCULATION you moron!"-- CANE4U
“Call me maybe”-- ANOPINION
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