"I knew I shouldn’t have let the dog ride in the car!"-- PATRIOTMOM
"And then you put the mortar between the bricks…"-- IMPENITENT
"It feels so wrong, but Mayor Bloomberg makes it look so right!" -- SEELIGHTBELIGHT
Shovel ready –mmm mmm mmm.-- SPIRITED
"Mitt warned me we’d have to clean up after these guys when we got in office, but I never expected Joe would leave me this! Anyone got some nose plugs?"-- MOMOFTHREEFOOTBALLBOYS
"One small leap for man…one giant..."
"PAUL DAVIS RYAN! I TOLD YOU TO STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!"-- SMOOLIE671