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The winner:
“But I always say what I mean! Eh, let me think about that for a sec.”-- AZREP
Runners-up:
Moderator: “Would you gentleman like to disclose the extent of your charitable giving last year?”-- LCALLDAY
“I’m a motorboat! …BubbBubBaBbbubububub!”-- BENINNY
"Joe the American people demand an answer, how do you know the President has a really big stick?"-- ARMADABOY
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